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New Transformers Theme Song Makes Me Cry June 8, 2007

Posted by nwpettigrew in movies, transformers.
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So the new Transformers Theme song has hit the internet like a bad case of herpes. Go check it out at aintitcool.com, and then we’ll talk.

Okay… what the crap was that? What was up with that horrible friggin’ breakdown when they name off all the Autobots? And seriously, “Autobots are watching over you? Ready to die for what we love”?!?!??! AHHHH!!! And the lyrics the rap guy was spitting out were terrible, its like he’s never even seen or heard of the Transformers before. Lemme transcribe some of his lyrical stylings for you.

“We need a protector to save our souls,
a hero to rise up and take control,
For the plight(?) of mankind is what sets us apart,
we fight for our freedom, we follow our heart”

Can those lyrics be anymore bland, vague, cliche, and shitty? I say unto thee, nay.

You wanna know what the real Transformers Movie Theme song should sound like?

That’s what the MF’ing Transformers Movie Theme song should sound like!

If you are more a purist you can even use this theme song.

But that Linkin Park sounding pretender to the throne? That sir, is no Transformers Theme Song.

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1. Dangerman - June 10, 2007

I could stand the new version if it used the old lyrics, but “the touch” makes me want to tocuh myself with a pistol and pull the trigger. Eighties rock is good in some instances. The intro to the new version is good, but the rapping if it was the original lyrics then I might actually like it.

2. Dangerman - June 10, 2007

See this isnt even the greatest blasphamy created recently by Hollywood. That gem goes to I AM LEGEND. This is one of the best stories i hav ever read, but this post-apocalypitcal is not that which occured in the story. Where in the hell did they get off making this film set in New York City, making the hero an army man, making the army in anyway involved, making the dog his hunting pal, man this would have been a great movie. I might be a great movie, but it is not I AM LEGEND!!!

3. Jason Garwood - June 15, 2007

THIS ISN’T THE REAL THEME TUNE, THE REAL ONE IS BY F*CKING MUTMATH!!!

4. Mac - June 26, 2007

Fag… if the theme song sounded anything like the touch… It would ruin the f’ing movie.. You should shoot urself.. the new song sounds way better…

5. Thai - July 6, 2007

Try getting the Black Lab Version, Its pretty awesome. Its got the same lyrics but it like heavy metaled

6. gaser - July 16, 2007

i love that new movie with shiloh buff 2007 i thought it was the best transformer thing i have evr seen but they diddnt play the theme song from the tv show tho oh well the tv show sucked anyway..

7. TheAlmightyDave - August 8, 2007

Ok gaser, what the fuck are you on about the T.V show absolutely rocked, obviosly you don’t like transformers if you think the show was bad.
Thai, yes the black lab version is pertty awsome and i do enjoy the heavy metalness about it.
Mac, you have a very strong point, the touch is absolute shit although it’s ok for like the first 20 secs it’s played for when prime turns up in the fight at the begging of the 1986 film and somewhere else in the film.
Dangerman, I agree the new theme tune would be really good if they had used the original lyrics and such, not forgetting Jazz in the list of the autobots just beacuse he dies in the film he is and was a key autobot in the film and they don’t have to just randomly cut out the music just to say their names, fuck sake we alreay know their names, God.
And lastly, dude who made this website, Get out more and you will understand that ok the lyrics to this new apparent theme song are rather shit, it is still good music, you don’t have to put it down by saying and i quote, ‘ So the new Transformers Theme song has hit the internet like a bad case of herpes. ‘ no it hassn’t, you and many other people don’t like it, others do, and for anyone wondering, NO, LINKIN PARK DID NOT MAKE THE NEW THEME SONG APART FROM WHAT I’VE DONE!


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